It’s been 30 days since I’ve blogged! And I know some of you have been wondering WTH TRACY WHERE ARE YOU.
Well, it’s like this: LIFE. It happens. I like the happens, even if it means a sprained wrist which makes typing furiously on a computer impossible. #IblameBurpees #heyIamTryingMan
But today, my wrist feels not too bad AND I’ve just eaten a box of 20 Timbits for dinner WITH a glass of wine #AdultingHere so, let’s get back to BIZNESS.
So, I’ve been sitting and sitting on blogging about these Charlotte Tilbury Quick ‘N’ Easy 5 Minute Instant Makeup Kits I was sent at the beginning of January.
I showed them on my Instagram Story feed and when I was swatching them I honestly was thinking these are great! What a great idea! Little packets of Charlotte Tilbury Goodness to create easy, no fuss makeup looks! I think it was the whole 5 minute makeup easy look part that had me sold-that and her makeup swatches well too and can easily FOOL you.
NEVER. TRUST. A. SWATCH.
Most of these kits come with a sample of her Wonder Glow.
Yeah, it’s nothing but a moisturizer with loads of glitter. Pass.
Some kits come with a sample of her Legendary Lashes Mascara.
It was promising! Very lengthening! Not so much volume. But…it smudges to high heaven. And most people agree with me.
Some kits come with her Chameleon Eye Shadow Pencils, which I thought cool, I love me easy eye looks.
That’s the Amber Haze Chameleon Pencil from the Naturally Glowing Kit and it’s the better of the two I got to try in these kits.
I mean, it sets so DARN FAST that blending is nearly impossible! And, if you have oily oily lids like I do, you’ll still need a primer because they will crease. I’ll show you proof later.
Even the Beach Stick in this Kit, I did not like:
Looks nice hey?
Swatches not half bad.
Ends up patch on the cheeks. I mean, it looks like I have blush on one cheek only. ONE.
SIGH. And it’s not good on the lips either because it feels powdery.
The Red Carpet Glam Kit? Swatches awesome, but again it’s really nothing special?
I mean, it’s a lip liner, a lipstick, and an eyeliner? For $95. WHY so much?
I don’t get it. It’s a red lipstick. YAY??!!!
The Smokey Eye look kit was the one I was MOST excited to try, I mean look at that swatch of the Black Diamonds Chameleon Eye Pencil. IT’S SO GLITTERY and PRETTY!
And you guys loved my eye look in other posts that I was wearing that pencil!
It looks so good, ya? Things are never quite what they seem!
Not so much, hey? Wow this one creases like crazy you guys, even with primer and the glitter keeps falling all over the place-jumping even. It’s glitter with legs cause I found some even in my brows, my lips, on my shirt. Nope. NOPE. I’m too old for that man, just way too old.
I can’t tell you to buy these kits?!! I mean, CHRIST. I’d have to go to confession and say like 500 hundred Our Fathers and 1000 Hail Marys and even then my conscience wouldn’t feel clean.
If you want to try some Charlotte Tilbury makeup? Get a lipstick. Preferably the matte ones. The lipsticks in these kits are the only thing that I consistently liked-she makes a good lippie that woman, yes she does. The rest of the makeup in these kits? Overpriced. Not. Good. Don’t. Waste. Your. Money. On. Them.