Avoid the “Holiday Bitch Face” is the title of an email I just got and I’m so DONE. DONE. Here’s the email in full text-no editing, because WHY shouldn’t I share this BULL CRAP with the world of blogging, the internet, and people who read blogs? Now everyone can see the crap I can’t take anymore.
Don’t get caught with a “Holiday Bitch Face” this holiday season. The Holidays are very stressful for many and the bitchy resting face is a common cause of family drama if you are caught looking annoyed or angry. Can Botox and fillers allow the face to appear more approachable and friendly? Will cosmetic procedures cause the face to freeze?
Andrew Miller, board certified plastic and cosmetic surgery with practices in New York City and New Jersey, states, “People may think you are a snob and while some people enjoy that feeling, the average person will not want to give up their social life just for a few lines on the face.” Dr. Andrew Miller can discuss the best ways to fix this problem and still allow plenty of facial movement by using Botox and fillers to correct the bitchy resting face.
Please let me know when you would like to speak with Dr. Andrew Miller and how he perfects the perfect face.
HERE’s My Response Email I sent:
ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!!! How about you guess what face I’m wearing right now?!!! OH-it’s my BITCH FACE.
PLEASE DON’T EVER EMAIL ME AGAIN.
Cheers! Tracy@Beauty Reflections
Hey, I always sign my emails with CHEERS… 😀 It’s my signature… and it works for every email response, am I right? Even this one. #mymadnessworksIswear
AND??!! SHE JUST ANSWERED ME:Relax – life is too short…. really…. Michelle
Hey Dr. Miller, and your asshole PR Michelle, you got the WRONG blogger dudes…WTF MAN. Just WTF WTF. WHO…tell me WHO decided this approach was a good idea??!!! YOU? You f##king piece of man crap that steals money from women, telling them it’s not ok to age gracefully, ruining their beautiful faces with your needles and lies…or you Michelle….you are a WOMAN….HOW WAS THIS APPROACH OK WITH YOU??!!! You need to hand in your female card dude….you are not welcome as one of us anymore. Women like you are the reason why we can’t get pay equality and respect in the workforce. NEVER EVER email me again.
AND I am done….DONE….no more bullshit PR are allowed to contact me….do not even try jerks…unless you are someone I know and work with all the time? DON’T EVEN TRY to contact me. Please. Unless you want to end up here with me berating you for all to see. Let this be a lesson to all PR reading this post: Don’t mess with a woman going through menopause… I will take you down if it’s the last thing on earth I do….in my PYJAMAS TOO.
Hey…I’m not the biggest beauty blogger out there…I don’t get a lot of high end stuff…and you know, that’s not why I do this. I do this to HELP people be smart….not tell them to BUY everything…and listen to assholes like this jerk….and yeah, this post? Might make me get less stuff to blog about…but I don’t give a rat’s ass anymore.
Got any words to add to this…THIS?? I just WOW. This is the kind of stuff that makes me want to quit blogging….and it’s also the stuff that makes me roll up my sleeves, take another sip of wine and say: MAKE MY DAY MOTHER EFFER. MAKE. MY. DAY.