That day has finally come you guys: I think I’m too old for LUSH.
Lush Halloween 2015
Pumpkin Heebie Jeebie($19.95)
The Pumpkin Heebie Jeebie has two products inside, which is cool. Makes a cute Halloweeny Time gift? Do people give gifts at Halloween? I don’t know anymore man.
Inside you get one LUSH Sparkly Pumpkin Bubble Bar. It’s a blend of juniper berry, grapefruit and lime oils it smells REALLY GOOD. Really refreshing! And orange! The water turns all orange. I’m not a huge fan of the glitter to be honest though, and don’t get WHY Lush keeps doing this?
I didn’t want to even take it out of the plastic to take pics because last year I got glitter on my hands, on the table, ON MY CAMERA. Nope, not this time LUSH. Keep your glitter, I don’t LIKE it.
LUSH Lord Of Misrule Bath Bomb has a wine-coloured centre and the scent includes the world’s first Fair Trade Vanilla Absolute, mixed with spicy black pepper oil and patchouli. Oh, and the wine centre POPS open- like a little party popper in your bathtub kingdom! I like this bath bomb.
BUT THIS. THIS is…I don’t even know man…and it has positive reviews all over the place….except from my favourite #YEG under the age of 45 Beauty Blogger, Rae@TheNotice. And that’s why I love her. I was waiting for someone else to hate this too…And BINGO! Sometimes, when you dislike something you need validation, especially when everyone else seems to like it. You start to wonder whether it’s just YOU.
THANKS RAE. 😀 😀
Lord Of Misrule Shower Cream
I was excited that Lush made a Lord Of Misrule Shower Cream because I like the scent. But then, when I poured it onto my shower poof, it got all over the shower. Everywhere! It’s WEIRD. The texture is liquidy, yet FOAMY…how the eff do you make a texture like that? It’s like candy-filled saliva you guys….
And if that isn’t bad enough, Lord Of Misrule Shower Cream STAINS. My shower. MY BODY. Just like Rae said! Can you see the green on my fingers?
Sorry, I’m not into being green…even though I love Kermit The Frog…I prefer to stay un-green thank you very much.
Sigh…I knew this day was coming…LUSH just hasn’t been all that appealing to me lately. It’s overpriced, not really natural at all yet they make you believe it is(that green stain on my hands should prove that to you), and too gittery. I’m too old to have to put my bifocals on to rinse glitter out of my crack and hoo-hoo because I took a bath. 😛 Yup… I AM.
Sorry guys, but this means no more LUSH reviews on Beauty Reflections…I’ll leave it for the young ‘uns if that’s ok with you.
Who else feels too old for this stuff? Anybody? Or am I turning into a crotchety old curmudgeon? Glitter in your hoo-hoo will do that to you I swear 😛