Yeah, you heard me: EVERY. THREE. DAYS. DUDE. That’s IT. No more slathering on thick, turkey basting butters to relieve the itchy dry skin on my legs which are a mandatory badge that proves: I LIVE IN ALBERTA. This stuff? It’s changed my LIFE.
THIS is Hand Chemistry By Deciem Hyaluronic Body Mist and it costs $20. Which isn’t a lot, but then you see that there pic I’m showing you is a new bottle, so WHY IS IT HALF FULL. I don’t know dude. I don’t give a F$$k. Why? Well, this is a mist from the GODS. Or God–whatever you dig man..I don’t judge here. It’s the best mist I’ve ever experienced…let’s call it MEATY. Yeah, you heard me…that’s how my brother described Wunderbar chocolate bars when they first came to Canada in the 80s, and it’s the perfect descriptor for this: A MEATY MIST. It has SUBSTANCE, but stays a fine spray. I don’t know how they do it, but I like it a lot!
This Hand Chemistry By Deciem Hyaluronic Body Mist hydrates below and on the surface of the skin with low-molecular-weight hyaluronic acid in a base of purified mushroom, tamarind and corn derivatives. Instantly, my itchy legs scream AHHHHHHHHH and feel better! It’s cooling as you spray too, which my hot and flashy self loves. And because it’s a mist, it absorbs quickly too. Spray, spray-a little rub and BAZINGA! Done. FOR 72 HOURS. THREE DAYS…I’m serious. I shower every day. I don’t like going to bed tacky feeling even if I didn’t do something active that day…so I shower. And showering is drying for the skin, which is problematic if you have dry skin and live in one of the driest climates on earth. But when I use Hand Chemistry By Deciem Hyaluronic Body Mist I am fine…for 3 days…I don’t feel dry or itchy at all. And for someone that’s hot and flashy and nearing menopause? This Hand Chemistry By Deciem Hyaluronic Body Mist? Is like a a miracle you guys. I can’t live without it. It’s pretty much all I use these days to moisturize my dry, itchy limbs. And it WORKS.
‘Nuff said. GET IT. You’ll thank me. And for payment I will humbly accept any kind of chocolate from your neck of the world…it’s a fair deal I think.
Get Hand Chemistry By Deciem Hyaluronic Body Mist HERE. And if you want to send me chocolate as a thank you, email me and we’ll TALK. 🙂