Man, I could make a KILLING in prison with this AVON Clearskin Professional Liquid Extraction Strip:
Why? If you’ve been watching/watched Orange Is The New Black on Netflix, you’d agree with me! I almost died laughing when Red offered a reward of a box of Bioré strips to the first person who’d bring her that escaped chicken! “All I wanted was to eat a chicken that was smarter than other chickens and absorb it’s power” hahaha! I think The Chickening is my favourite episode so far. I’m halfway through so DON’T TELL ME what happens!
Ok, back to the Avon Clearskin Professional Liquid Extraction Strip($14 CDN)! It’s a deep cleansing, thick, gooey liquid that you use 1-2 times a week wherever you have large pores and blackheads. You kind of have to smooth it on, making sure you leave enough to grab so that when it dries in 20 minutes, you can peel it off and BAM! just like those prison-bartering Bioré strips, it’ll pull dirt and oil out of your pores.
The blue colour is cool too, and kind of magnifies the gunk in your pores so you can see it coming out which is gross, yet somehow satisfying. I momentarily thought about showing you my gunky nose strip, but I feel like it would strain our relationship too much. 🙂 I’ll leave it to your imagination!
The Avon Clearskin Professional Liquid Extraction Strip is available right now by calling 1-800-265-AVON or by ordering online at www.avon.ca.
Have you watched Orange Is The New Black? Isn’t it great? I love how beauty products are worth a lot in prison! We’d make a KILLING guys.
*product sent by PR for review, thoughts about prison-bartering it are my own 🙂