If you follow me on Instagram (and if you don’t, please do!) you may have seen my pics about Old Spice Body Washes and how hilarious they are. That day, I was with my hubby and we decided to get a few, since they were on sale for $3.49 CDN.
But you know what? I LIKE THESE. A LOT.
These are the three we picked up, and I plan on getting more because these Old Spice Body Washes actually work BETTER than most of the ‘girly’ body washes I have in my shower right now(which are going in the GARBAGE because I can’t use them now that I know better). One day I decided to use my Olay Rain Forest Flower Body Wash, and you know what? My skin felt dry and tight and parched. Can’t stand it! Old Spice rules!
First up, is my personal fave, Wolfthorn. The picture on the front is ridiculously funny:
I AM a nocturnal creature. It’s one of the reasons I have trouble sleeping. I’m just made to stay up until at least 4 am. It’s my way. I LOATHE MORNINGS. I am Wolfthorn. Nothing enrages me more than being woken up before 8 AM FOR NO GOOD REASON. Like the Fedex guy-if you can just leave the package at my door without a signature, then WHY oh WHY do you ring the freakin’ doorbell to do that????? And then run away like a coward?? Because you know the bright sunlight is blinding the Wolfthorn and preventing me from catching your sorry ass, otherwise you’d be Wolfthorn TOAST buddy. GRRRRrrrrrrr… But I digress-not only does Old Spice Wolfthorn Body Wash smell good and fresh and clean, but it works really well too. My skin feels good after a shower-clean, yet not stripped of moisture. And more importantly, the back of the bottle cracks me up:
PRESIDENTLORD??? TALKING OWLS?? WHO WRITES THIS STUFF because I think they’re related to me!!!! And the pics? See #3? I DIE LAUGHING EVERY SHOWER.
The back of the Old Spice Dry Skin Defense is just as funny, and this one is even more moisturizing if you can believe it:
But this one! I’ve saved the best one for last, called Belize:
Who doesn’t want to smell like fresh air, guitar solos and Triumph? GIRLS DO TOO! Why should only guys get to smell like that?! Again, the back of the bottle is worth the $3.49 CDN price of admission:
THE RHYMING. I laugh every single shower I swear! Seriously, where do you apply to get a job to write for Old Spice because I was born to do this job. I feel it in my nicely moisturized and soft skin!! Anyone out there know?? and if so, put in a good word for me, K?
So yeah, I am officially an Old Spice Girl. And besides, why are shower gels gender directed anyways??? I am done with body washes aimed at us girls! I used to play with Lego! I played with dinosaurs! They were more fun than Barbies(which btw I only had one of because they were dang expensive for immigrant parents to buy!). I’ve said it before, but who wants to smell like a tropical fruit salad after taking a shower anyways? Not that there’s anything wrong with that of course(ahhh, Seinfeld sometimes I miss you) and if that’s your goal then by all means DO IT BABY. Do it and be mango/passion fruit proud. But personally, I want to smell fresh and clean, and Old Spice delivers that! Plus, the shower gels are not drying at all! My skin has never felt this good after a shower I swear. And the price when on sale? You get a lot more shower bang for your buck compared to ones aimed at us girls!
Have you tried your hubby’s shower gels? I’m starting to wonder if all of the Guys Grooming products are just as good and am thinking about trying their deodorants/antiperspirants now! HELLO GIRLS SWEAT TOO and are PROUD OF IT.